The Mechanical Contrivium: Abiel Neo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abiel Neo!

  1. Abiel Neo is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  2. Abiel Neo is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  3. Banging your head against Abiel Neo uses 150 calories an hour!
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Abiel Neo in your ear 700 times.
  5. A thimbleful of Abiel Neo would weigh over 100 million tons!
  6. Abiel Neo will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  7. Abiel Neo has three eyelids.
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Abiel Neo!
  9. The colour of Abiel Neo is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  10. Abiel Neo was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.